Ted McGinley credited as playing...
Tom Turbine
- Tom Turbine: I suppose you haven't heard, but in Seaboard City, crime doesn't pay.
- [his fists surge with energy as he jumps down in front of The Flash and Green Lantern]
- The Flash: Hey, you got the wrong...
- [Tom Turbine punches him square in the face]
- The Flash: Ugh!
- [he flies a short distance back and flops on the ground]
- Tom Turbine: I have a theory on how you came to be here. As an expert in nuclear physics, I have long hypothesized that there are an infinite number of parallel dimensions, each containing its own planet Earth. Each Earth occupies the same location in space but vibrates at a different speed. Flash, the energy blast you absorbed caused you to match the vibration rate of our Earth.
- J'onn J'onzz: So he created a tear in the dimensional barriers, which brought us here.
- The Flash: [indignantly] Hey, it was an accident, okay?
- Green Lantern: But this still doesn't explain the Justice Guild comics I read when I was a kid.
- J'onn J'onzz: Perhaps the creators of those comics had a subconscious link to this Earth. What they thought was merely imagination was a psychic memory of the Justice Guild's real exploits.
- Tom Turbine: I couldn't have put it better myself.
- Hawkgirl: Fascinating. But how do we get back to our world?
- Tom Turbine: [unveiling it from beneath a tarp] I've been tinkering with a prototype trans-dimensional gateway.
- The Flash: Cool. How does it work?
- Tom Turbine: Unfortunately, I haven't been able to harness a suitable energy source to power it.
- Hawkgirl: I guess you're going to be stuck with us for a while.