Judy Cornwell credited as playing...
- Onslow: If people can't penetrate unimportant surface issues, they're never gonna appreciate your fundamental qualities anyway.
- Daisy: What fundamental qualities?
- Onslow: I'm calm in a crisis. That's a fundamental quality.
- Daisy: Only because you're too bone idle to rush about in a panic
- Onslow: [Hyacinth comes into view, fleeing from the Major's unwelcome advances and covered in mud and brush from the long run] What the heck...
- Daisy: What's happened to our Hyacinth?
- Onslow: At a rough guess, I'd say she'd been mauled by a bear!