Kevin James credited as playing...
Doug Heffernan
- Doug Heffernan: [after leaving Deacon's apartment where a smoking-hot stewardess is waiting, to Deacon, imitating hypnotist] We never were here. The last five minutes never happened. You're just getting back from the Mets game - the Mets WON! You've got a smoking hot woman waiting for you in your apartment... And GO!
- Arthur Spooner: Ah, Douglas, just the man I wanted see! Perhaps you can help me finish my crossword puzzle...
- Doug Heffernan: Not right now, Arthur - I've got something on my mind.
- Arthur Spooner: But I'm tantalizingly close! The last clue is "I Dream of Jeannie: Larry Blank." Any ideas?
- Doug Heffernan: Hagman.
- Arthur Spooner: That's what I thought, but apparently the first three letters are B, X, X. Anything?