Mike Judge credited as playing...
Hank Hill
- Hank Hill: I've explained responsibility to him a hundred times.
- Cotton Hill: Explain? You don't explain responsibility to a child, you pound it into them with steel-toed boots!
- Cotton Hill: What the --? You made a bowl?
- Hank Hill: Well, yeah. It's a combat bowl. Bobby made one too.
- Cotton Hill: Combat bowl? The only bowl he's supposed to make is from a hollowed-out skull!
- Hank Hill: I always wanted to go to the Academy.
- Cotton Hill: And I wish I could have sent you. Unfortunately you were such a bumbling moron, I couldn't vouch for you.
- Hank Hill: I told you it wasn't easy. You didn't believe me, did you?
- Cotton Hill: I guess he was just born a pile of mush.
- Hank Hill: Well, I guess you could say that, but maybe mush isn't so bad. You can keep stomping on it, but it's all give. It just stays mush. You can't build it up, but you can't break it down either. In a funny way, mush has the edge.