Mike Judge credited as playing...
Hank Hill • Boomhauer
- Hank: This truck has given me 20 years of faithful service and nobody can put a price tag on that. Now who's gonna tow me home?
- Dale Gribble: Knock, knock.
- Bill Dauterive: Who's there?
- Dale Gribble: Boo
- Bill Dauterive: Boo who?
- Dale Gribble: [mocking Hank's crying at the movie] Boo hoo Hank waah!
- Hank: Shut up Dale!
- Bobby Hill: You think you're the only one who loved that truck? I spent the best years of my life in that truck.
- Hank: You did love my truck? I'm sorry I never got a chance to tell her that.
- Hank: This truck has been through four presidents, three Cowboys Super Bowl victories, and zero mechanics.
- [Hank's truck has stalled on the tracks at a railroad crossing; Hank is busy work on the truck's undercarriage while Bobby plays on the tracks]
- Hank: Stop making train noises. It's not funny.
- Bobby Hill: Dad, it's not me. I think there's a...
- [the crossing activates as Hank turns to his left]
- Hank: BWAAAAH!
- [Hank crawls out from under his truck]
- Hank: Bobby, get away from the tracks, now!
- [Bobby dives into a bush near the tracks as Hank tries to start the truck; the train begins to inch closer and closer]
- Bobby Hill: Dad, leave it!
- [Hank starts the engine, only for it to backfire on him; He hops out of the cab and attempts to flag down the engineer]
- Hank: Stop! Stop! Someone's on the tracks! Stop the train!
- [the engineer crashes into Hank's truck]