Johnny Hardwick credited as playing...
Dale Gribble
- Dale Gribble: Pittman, firing people can give you a pretty good buzz, but it's a poor, poor substitute for killing.
- Dale Gribble: [to Joseph] You keep this up Joseph and you're fired from this family!
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: Dale!
- Dale Gribble: [to Nancy] You're next Blondie
- Dale Gribble: I have more pressure than any of you, you every try replacing a cockroach's blood with root beer?
- Hank Hill: You know I haven't
- Dale Gribble: Then don't judge me.
- Dale Gribble: [after getting the suit covered in cockroach guts] Good news Joseph, you can have you suit back.
- Dale Gribble: I love exterminating.
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: More than you love me?
- Dale Gribble: No, pretty close though.
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: You're too sick to exterminate shug!
- Dale Gribble: I'll tell you the same thing I told that doctor, I'm not quitting you incompetent quack!
- Joseph Gribble: Hey dad you want to help me out with my science project?
- Joseph Gribble: [angrily] Up yours Joseph!
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: Dale!
- Dale Gribble: Sorry, son, that's the coffee talking, and the fluorescent lighting, and the excruciating headache!
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: Make some time for the roaches, shug.
- Dale Gribble: We'd all love to make time for roaches, but in the real world, people have to spend all night reconciling invoices or Miss Pittman won't let them wear Chinos and a knit shirt next Friday!
- Dale Gribble: Now if you excuse me I've got some love to give,
- [to Nancy]
- Dale Gribble: and some love to make
- Dale Gribble: They're not recognizing me as their maternal influence! The project has gone horribly awry! Joseph, get me some poison!
- Joseph Gribble: But dad you're not supposed to inhale anymore poison!
- Dale Gribble: Damn it! Why are there so many ways to kill a human, but only one way to kill a bug?,
- [thinks for a moment]
- Dale Gribble: hold that thought
- [starts killing roaches left and right]