Trace Adkins credited as playing...
Elvin Mackleston
- Kahn: Why do they call you Lucky?
- Lucky: True story: I was at Costco one day and all of a sudden, nature called. Yelled is more like it. So I high-tailed into the John and there's some sensitive guy changing his little boy's diaper on one of them baby ironin' boards, and don't you know, I slipped on pee-pee and broke two vertebrae which had to be fused together. I'm in constant pain, but by God I got me a $53,000 settlement.
- Elvin: This son' bitch is never gonna have to work another day in his life.
- Lucky: That's why they call me Lucky.
- Kahn: That's a great story.
- Mud Dobber: Hey, y'all hear the new Trace Adkins come out today?
- Kahn: Damn. Let's get it.
- Mud Dobber: Hell, it's after midnight. Record store's closed.
- Elvin: I tell you what's gonna open it: me and a damn brick.
- Kahn, Lucky, Elvin, Mud Dobber: Yeehaw!