David Hasselhoff credited as playing...
Michael Knight
- KITT: How are you going to get in?
- Michael Knight: I'm going to pick the locks.
- KITT: But, Michael, that's illegal!
- Michael Knight: So was the way we parked.
- Michael Knight: Blowing me up in your garage won't fall into your pattern of accidents.
- Eugene Hanson: [holding a gun on Michael] Going to prison doesn't fall into my pattern of living.
- Michael Knight: The armored plate in the door on that limousine was so below spec you could use it to wrap sandwiches.
- Eugene Hanson: That's a powerful accusation.
- Lilah Graham: Ease up, Gene. He hasn't proved a thing. He's a driver, he's got a gas tank for a brain and a tail pipe for a mouth.
- Michael Knight: That's right. And I've been behind the wheel long enough to know when I'm on the right track.
- Eugene Hanson: You trying to say something?
- Michael Knight: I just did.
- Michael Knight: Ok, let's look good pal, there's a lot riding on this one.
- KITT: Michael, I always look good.
- Michael Knight: [Michael is demonstrating his driving skills by performing doughnuts in front of a crowd] Let's look good, KITT, there's a lot riding on this one!
- KITT: Michael, I always look good.
- Michael Knight: You'll get no arguments from me... Let's do it!
- [Accelerates]
- Michael Knight: [Michael is trapped in a hermetically sealed room and speaks to KITT via his Comlink] KITT?
- KITT: I hear you, Michael.
- Michael Knight: Got problems...
- KITT: Your Comlink signal indicates you are locked in a hermetically sealed chamber, Michael. You have enough air for over two hours.
- Michael Knight: Yeah, maybe you're right, but I could be burned to a crisp in thirty seconds! Get in here!
- KITT: I'm on my way!
- Michael Knight: [Michael has just apprehended Hanson] Hey, have I got a truck for you? It's big, it's grey, with these nice little bars on the windows. Oh, and it has some printing on the side that says "Department of Corrections". You'll love the view.
- Michael Knight: I never did tell you how attractive you are without that welding mask on.
- Mel: Don't make me blush. I may not look it, but I am president of a company now.
- Eugene Hanson: Just the man I've been looking for.
- Michael Knight: You took the words right out of my mouth.
- Eugene Hanson: That's not all I'm going to say.
- [Points a pistol at Michael]
- Deskey: [Admiring KITT] How much this puppy set me back?
- Michael Knight: I'm sorry but this puppy is not for sale.
- Deskey: I can't haggle with you now but when ol' Eddie Deskey makes up his mind to get something... I'll be comin' to you again!
- Michael Knight: [Seeing KITT jacked up by a hydraulic lift] You seem to be up in the air over this?
- KITT: It's no joking matter! I find this posture humiliating!
- Devon Miles: I understand things in Manhattan went very well. By the way, Michael...
- Michael Knight: "By the way, Michael"? Why do I feel like I'm being set up here?
- Devon Miles: Well, there is one thing I'd like you to cover.
- Michael Knight: Because I *am* being set up!