Juliette Kaplan credited as playing...
Pearl
- [first lines]
- [Pearl is hoovering while Howard reads a book]
- Pearl: 'Scuse me, is there anybody home? This is your captain speaking. We're approaching some turbulence.
- [turns off the hoover]
- Pearl: The house is on fire.
- Howard: Ah, that's nice.
- Pearl: I'm leaving you, Howard; I've had a better offer. It's not a very good offer, but it's better than the one I've got.
- [grabs the novel from Howard]
- Pearl: What is it with you and this book?
- Howard: It's terrific. He's so heroic.
- Pearl: Right up your street.
- Howard: The Adventures of El Lobo - the Wolf; the Smiling Bandit and his struggles against the oppressors of his people.
- Pearl: But can he clean a good window?
- Howard: He could have been me if I'd been born in South America. You can't do that kind of stuff round here. I bet they'd laugh if you wore a sombrero.
- [Pearl looks Howard over and laughs]