Brooke Smith credited as playing...
Margot Bell
- Margot Bell: What do a sperm cell and a lawyer have in common?
- Claire Kincaid: Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being. There's a law: You pass the bar, you gotta stop telling lawyer jokes.
- Margot Bell: Why? Who better knows the truth?
- Claire Kincaid: Yeah, we're contentious, arrogant, too smart for our own goods, anal, expensive, theoretical, knee deep in minutiae. Not exactly the life we thought we were getting into.
- Margot Bell: You ever think about quitting?
- Claire Kincaid: Yeah, right. We'll open a flower shop.
- Margot Bell: Why not? You don't have to lie to suspects, and I don't have to represent guys like Weber.
- Claire Kincaid: I'm allergic, and neither one of us knows how to read a balance sheet.