Jerry Mathers credited as playing...
The Beaver
- Wally Cleaver: Hey, how come you're gettin' all dressed up tonight... using my Arabian Nights after shave lotion?
- Theodore Cleaver: Well, what's wrong with it? You use it.
- Wally Cleaver: Well, yeah, but you're too young to start smellin' good.
- Theodore Cleaver: A guy's gotta start some time.
- [Later, June finds out Beaver didn't go to Whitey's house, as he had said]
- June Cleaver: Ward, aren't you worried?
- Ward Cleaver: Not particularly. I got a whiff of him as he went by.
- [Beaver is now seen on a porch swing talking to Mary Margaret]
- Mary Margaret Matthews: I've heard it said by some that it isn't manly for a man to use perfume.
- Theodore Cleaver: Oh, I'm not using perfume.
- Mary Margaret Matthews: Well, whatever it is, it's a lovely scent. I don't see why a boy shouldn't smell good if he can.