- Gilbert Bates: [standing on the sidewalk in front of a bar 'n' grill] Hey, Beaver, let's wait here awhile.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: How come?
- Gilbert Bates: To watch people come out. Some of 'em walk and talk real funny.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: I don't think they're funny. I think they're sad.
- Gilbert Bates: Yeah, I guess so. There's nothin' sadder than seein' old people try to be happy.
- June Cleaver: [Ward just told June that Marlene lives with her aunt] Why doesn't she live with her mother and father?
- Ward Cleaver: Why, I think Wally said her parents live in California.
- [June gives a disgusted look]
- Ward Cleaver: What's wrong with that?
- June Cleaver: Nothing. I just wish it was Ohio or some place like that!
- Ward Cleaver: [June has been criticizing Marlene to Ward, from her heavy makeup to not seeming the type to study designing] Uh, June, don't you think you're being super-critical of this girl?
- June Cleaver: What do you mean?
- Ward Cleaver: I bet you wouldn't think a thing about it if her parents didn't live in California.
- Eddie Haskell: [In the box office line, chatting up Marlene to break the ice for Wally] Uh, now that we're old buddies, there's something I'd like to tell you.
- Marlene Holmes: There's something I'd like to tell you, too.
- Eddie Haskell: Yeah?
- Marlene Holmes: The bunny rabbit cartoon starts in three minutes.