Jerry Mathers credited as playing...
The Beaver
- Theodore Cleaver: Wally, I don't like Linda, why should I feel bad 'cause she's sittin' in a tree with Larry?
- Wally Cleaver: I don't know. I don't like Mary Ellen Rogers either, but I feel kind of bad when I see her talking to some of the other guys in school. I guess that bad feeling is what makes people get married.
- Theodore Cleaver: Search me, Wally.
- Judy Hensler: What are you gonna call Linda, Beaver?
- Larry Mondello: Yeah. You said you'd do it first thing in the morning.
- Theodore Cleaver: None of your business.
- Whitey Whitney: I'll bet you're not gonna call her anything. I'll bet you're still sweet on her.
- Theodore Cleaver: I am not, and you'll see.
- Judy Hensler: Here she comes. Go ahead, Beaver.
- Linda Dennison: Hello, Beaver.
- Theodore Cleaver: Linda Dennison, you're a smelly old ape.