Jerry Mathers credited as playing...
The Beaver
- Ward Cleaver: Beaver, it would have been very easy for me to forgive you if you had just stood up and said, "Dad, I lost my money and Wally gave me the haircut."
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: [stands up] Dad, I lost the money and Wally gave me the haircut.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: If I tell you, you'll be mad at me.
- Ward Cleaver: That's ridiculous! Now, come on, tell me.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: I losted my money.
- Ward Cleaver: Again? Oh, Beaver! Your mother and I have been very patient with you, but this habit of losing money has got to stop!
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: I told you you'd be mad at me!
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: What's for supper?
- June Cleaver: Pot roast, potato pancakes and what's the big idea?
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: [Wally pauses while giving Beaver an impromptu haircut] Are you finished?
- Wally Cleaver: I don't know. But I think I'd better stop.
- Wally Cleaver: What's that?
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: A haircut, I think.
- Wally Cleaver: Wow! You look like the Wilson's Airedale when he had the mange!
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: I think I losted my money.
- Barber: It looks like you founded everything else in town!
- Barber: Suppose I call up your parents and tell them you lost the money and they'll okay the haircut. How does that sound?
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: [he has to think fast] Yeah... I think our phone's been discontinued!
- Barber: Well, then, just suppose you go home and explain it to your parents. They'll understand. After all, anybody can lose money.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Yeah, but not as good as I can!
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Wally?
- Wally Cleaver: What, Beav?
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: The rules are a lot easier on grownups than they are for little kids.
- Wally Cleaver: Sure, they are, Beaver! The grownups are the ones that *make* the rules!