Richard Bull credited as playing...
Nels Oleson
- Harriet Oleson: Well he's my son too! More so!
- Nels Oleson: How do you figure that?
- Harriet Oleson: I bore him!
- Nels Oleson: Well, you bore me too but that doesn't make you my Mother!
- Harriet Oleson: Nels, don't forget you have a tongue in the oven.
- Nels Oleson: I got one in the store too.
- Charles Ingalls: I'm in the doghouse. I forgot my anniversary.
- Nels Oleson: I wish I could forget mine.