Alan Alda credited as playing...
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: I thought you said he was dead!
- Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre: [shrugs] He got better.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: I think he just wants to get back to his outfit so he can kill more Chinese.
- The Turkish Soldier: Chinese!
- [slams a meat cleaver down on the table]
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: Cinli!
- [slams another meat cleaver down on the table]
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: And that's just what we're gonna let him do.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: [Hawkeye asked Radar to put a sedative in the Turk's drink] Here's to chloral hydrate.
- The Turkish Soldier: Chloro hydrat, okay?
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: You bet your mustache.