Mike Farrell credited as playing...
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
- B.J.: [BJ has an ingrown toenail and Margret accidentally rolls a trolley into it] *Oo Oo!*
- [Hops around holding foot]
- Margaret: Oh! Oh! I'm so sorry! Is that your bad toe? Are you in terrible pain?
- B.J.: No, no Margret. I'm brushing up on an old Mill Valley rain dance!
- [sarcastically]
- B.J.: [Leaves post-op in pain] *Ahhh!*
- B.J.: Why don't you ask Margaret to let you play your records on her new record player?
- Maj. Charles Winchester: I'd sooner share my toothbrush with a Democrat.
- B.J.: Maybe you could go over to the 'O' club, play 'em on the jukebox. Nobody's there this early.
- Maj. Charles Winchester: That is tantamount to asking Michelangelo to paint the ceiling of Woolworth's. Mahler on a jukbox. Hmm. Koussevitzky will impale himself on his baton.