McLean Stevenson credited as playing...
Lt. Col. Henry Blake
- Trapper: If you won't help us, we'll tell everyone your brother's in prison!
- Henry Blake: My brother is the warden!
- Hawkeye: We won't say that part!
- Radar: Sign these, sir.
- Henry Blake: What are these?
- Radar: Papers.
- Henry Blake: Blank papers?
- Radar: Yes, sir.
- Henry Blake: Is that a good idea?
- Radar: It's to cut down on your work load. You sign them now, later, you don't have to bother.
- Henry Blake: But should I have rally signed blank papers?
- Radar: I can't answer that, sir. You're the one who signed them. I didn't.