Bruce McGill credited as playing...
Jack Dalton
- [last lines]
- MacGyver: I'm moving my houseboat to an unlisted marina.
- Jack Dalton: How could you do this to me?
- MacGyver: Do this to you! You use me. You lie to me. You suck me in. You... drive me up a wall.
- Jack Dalton: What are friends for?
- [first lines]
- MacGyver: [phone rings and answering machine starts] Hi, this is MacGyver. We all know how these things work so when you hear the beep, go for it.
- [beep]
- Jack Dalton: MacGyver, pick up if your there. You ever head of staying at home? Never mind. This is your good buddy, Jack. Listen, I got myself into just a touch of trouble down here in Bayonne County, Arkansas. Little hoedown town called Smiley, to be exact. In fact, it's more than a touch of trouble. I really out done myself this time. I need you help, old buddy and if you ever want to see any of that money I owe you, well... Mac! I gotta go! They're coming for me! Oh, god, Mac. Get here. You gotta come get me. I, Oh, Help, No...
- Jack Dalton: [after watching MacGyver blow up the suitcase full of money] Five... million... bucks!
- MacGyver: Forget it, Jack. It's just money.
- [Jack just stares at Mac]