- [Danny, coach of his son Rusty's little league team, having demoted his son Rusty to the little league minors for poor play, tries to console him]
- Danny Williams: Hey. Hey, you remember the matinée I took you to last week? Remember the, the show on Broadway?
- Rusty Williams: You mean "The Darn Yankees"?
- Danny Williams: [Smirks] That's close enough.