Jane Kaczmarek credited as playing...
Lois
- Lois: You couldn't have said twice as good as Disneyland?
- Hal: You saw those presents, Lois! What was I supposed to do? My presents were crap! What did you make them?
- Lois: Lanyards.
- Hal: Still better than what I had. Look, I underestimated these boys, Lois, and they deserve to have a really great Christmas. How much money do we have?
- Lois: Zero.
- Hal: No, I mean everything: credit cards, loose change, everything?
- Lois: Oh. Minus $512.
- Hal: What? Oh, for God's sakes! Can you think of a Christmas reason for stopping somewhere I can sell blood?
- Lois: Oh, Hal, don't worry about it. It'll be okay. You just need to find something that's a thousand times better than Disneyland, open on Christmas Day, and free.
- Hal: Just because it's hard, Lois, doesn't mean it's impossible.