Christopher Masterson credited as playing...
Francis
- Francis: [sobbing] Don't tell me not to cry! Maybe my tears will make an ocean, and you can sail off on a boat to a new life without me!
- Francis: I will not keep my voice down. What, you think they won't know in like 5 minutes that we're getting a divorce?
- Piama Tananahaakna: Sorry, we're having some problems.
- Francis: Having some problems? Is that what you call finding out that all the love that we shared was a lie?... Hi Mom.