Ed O'Neill credited as playing...
Al Bundy
- Peggy: I'll be home just as soon as I find Dad, and believe me, I am leaving no stone unturned.
- Al: Where are you?
- Peggy: Well I just left Tiffany's. You wouldn't believe how big some of their stones are.
- Al: You should see some of mine. I just felt a big one leave my kidneys and head for my urinary tract.
- Al: [to Bud, about him solving a problem] You better! If not, I'm taking you out of the will! Wait a minute, that's no punishment... I'm putting you *in* the will!