Dawn Merrick credited as playing...
Tiffany
- Al Bundy: Where are you from? What are your plans? When did you stop wearing a bra?
- Tiffany: Well, I'm from San Francisco and I'm on my way to New York to go to art school and I don't like bras. They're so constricting, don't you think?
- Peggy Bundy: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Get out!
- Al Bundy: Now, Peg, she's got no place to go. Bud, get some sheets and a blanket for the couch so your mother will be comfortable.
- [Peg elbows Al in the ribs]
- Al Bundy: Tiffany, dear, come meet our neighbor. Uh, he lost a tree, but gained a view. Tiffany... Steve. Steve... uh, view!
- Tiffany: Nice to meet you!
- Steve Rhoades: Gobladoo me.
- Al Bundy: [to Steve] Gee, you're cool, Steve! Anyhow, let me give you a price list. Now, on Thursdays, she does aerobics. That's $10. On Friday, she sunbathes and she does some jogging. That's our combo platter, that's 15 bucks. But, being you live right next door, you might want to go for the weekly rate. That's $40, but with that you get popcorn and a free lottery ticket.
- Steve Rhoades: I can't believe you, Al. This is truly low!
- Al Bundy: So are you in?
- Steve Rhoades: Maybe.