Tom McCleister credited as playing...
Ike
- Al Bundy: Jefferson, we are all taking you out today to celebrate your wedding anniversary since you don't work.
- Jefferson D'Arcy: So, how come you guys are not at work?
- Al Bundy, Griff, Bob Rooney, Ike: We're sick.
- Officer Dan: Except for me. I'm working.
- Police Dispatcher: All units, all units, report to city hall. The mayor has been taken hostage by a group of...
- Officer Dan: [turns off his radio] Blah, blah, blah, shut up!
- Sierra Madre: I just had a thought. Why don't you get a tattoo? I once got my boyfriend's name tattooed on me for his birthday.
- Officer Dan: I don't see any tattoo.
- Sierra Madre: Here, I'll show you. Gather around...
- [all the men gather around Sierra Madre, and they all suddenly yell and gasp]
- Ike: Oh boy, I'd love to be her boyfriend.
- Griff: I'd love to be her boyfriend's name.