E.E. Bell credited as playing...
Bob Rooney
- Al: What we need to do is find someone who can tell us how to fight this insanity.
- Roger: That's right. We need a man's man.
- Bob Rooney: Someone who always calls his own shots.
- Jefferson D'Arcy: A leader to lead us through the 90's.
- Officer Dan: A man among men.
- Bob Rooney, Roger, Barney, Officer Dan: Ironhead Haynes!
- Jefferson D'Arcy: Who's Ironhead Haynes?
- Al: The gruffest, toughest man to ever graduate from Polk High.
- Roger: He had a beard in the 7th Grade, and a wife.
- Officer Dan: Took out his own appendix with a Pocket Fisherman's knife.
- Al: He could have been a great football player for Polk High. But he refused to take off his spurs.
- Jefferson D'Arcy: We wore cowboy boots while playing football?
- Al: No boots. Just spurs.