Carl Anthony Payne II credited as playing...
Cole Brown
- [Cole is trying to hide from Big Shirley's triplets]
- Tommy Strawn: Cole, you running from some little kids?
- Martin Payne: Man, Big Shirley's triplets ain't hardly little.
- Cole Brown: Word up. Repeat this, Tommy. They only three years old, right? And they already bigger than all three of their daddies.
- Tommy Strawn: Maybe it's time to move on, man.
- Martin Payne: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Cole Brown: I can't, Tommy. It hurt. Big Shirley gonna leave a big space in my life, man.
- Martin Payne: She is gonna leave that. It's probably gonna take two or three women to fill that up, Cole.
- Tommy Strawn: There are plenty of women out there that are smart, attractive, and single.
- Martin Payne: Yeah.
- Cole Brown: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Martin Payne: You just gotta find one that'll fit inside the Pacer this time.
- [Cole enters with a new girl]
- Cole Brown: This is Rochelle.
- Martin Payne: Hey, how you doing, Rochelle? What's your problem?
- [Rochelle keeps looking behind her as Cole speaks]
- Cole Brown: Man, man, ain't nothing wrong with her, okay? She quiet and she got dental benefits.
- Rochelle: Nice to meet you.
- Cole Brown: Check that smile.
- Martin Payne: But I don't understand, Rochelle, why you keep looking over your shoulder. Wha-What? Is the cops chasing you or something?
- Rochelle: No, I'm sorry, but I've been having the strangest feeling. It's like we're being followed or something.
- [the room starts to shake]
- Gina Waters-Payne: Yo. Yo, y'all feel that?
- Martin Payne: Wait, wait a minute. There ain't no damn earthquakes in Detroit.
- Cole Brown: I know that rumble anywhere.
- Cole Brown, Martin Payne, Rochelle, Gina Waters-Payne, Pamela James, Tommy Strawn: BIG SHIRLEY!
- [everyone runs away]