Martin Ferrero credited as playing...
Izzy Moreno
- Detective James Crockett: Izzy, what are you doing with these women? Taking it out in trade?
- [after walking in and disrupting Izzy photographing a woman in a bikini]
- Izzy Moreno: Ahhh, have some respect Crockett, eh? I will do what ever is necessary to attain attitudinal composity. And that includes the arousal of certain photogenic voluptuaries.
- Detective James Crockett: Okay, enough of the myst-o-babble you hispanic Hugh Hefner.
- Detective Ricardo Tubbs: You ever photograph a model named Ali? Brunette, lot's a hair, lot's a inseam.
- Izzy Moreno: I am like a lawyer and a preist when I am immortalizing women.
- [makes a noise with his mouth and runs a finger over it like a zipper sound]
- Izzy Moreno: Sacred vows.
- Detective James Crockett: I get it; kind of like a monk.
- Izzy Moreno: Yeah, exactly.
- Detective James Crockett: Ah huh. The only difference is, ah, the only monestary you're gonna go back to doesn't believe in chastity. Or abstinence.
- Izzy Moreno: Cops and preists. When ever I see them I got a weird feeling I gotta make some kind of confession.
- Detective James Crockett: Now you're getting warm.
- Izzy Moreno: I am sizzling, mon ami. Ali, there you go.
- [hands Tubbs a photo]
- Detective Ricardo Tubbs: Nice posture...
- Detective James Crockett: Um hum. Ah, does she have a last name or did that come off with her clothes?