Jane Wymark credited as playing...
Joyce Barnaby
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- Joyce Barnaby: Oh, the next painting's mine.
- Colin Hawksley: By Joyce Barnaby.
- Joyce Barnaby: What if no one makes a bid?
- Colin Hawksley: Who'll start me on 20 pounds? 20 pounds? Come on, come on, 20 pounds. Well, 10 pounds. Come on, ladies and gentlemen.
- [Barnaby raises his hand]
- Colin Hawksley: Right, who'll go to 15? 15 pounds, hmm?
- Godfrey Teal: One hundred pounds.
- Colin Hawksley: One hundred pounds I'm bid. Well done, Major Teal. Now, who'll go to 150 pounds? Someone, surely. Come on, 150 pounds, someone.
- [Barnaby reluctantly raises his hand]
- Joyce Barnaby: Well, it's my first day. I'm a bit nervous.
- DCI Tom Barnaby: Joyce, it's only the Causton Watercolor Society. What have you got to be nervous about?
- Joyce Barnaby: Thanks.
- DCI Tom Barnaby: Well, you know what I mean. Anyway, you're going to spend a lovely day in picturesque midsummer glory.
- Joyce Barnaby: I suppose you're going to tell me there's been some grisly murder there.
- DCI Tom Barnaby: No, I'm not. As far as I know, a Midsomer Florey is a haven of tranquility.