David Troughton credited as playing...
Brian Clapper
- Sue Clapper: And my husband's writing a play.
- Brian Clapper: Actually, i'd say I was, uh, building it. For me it's a totally passé word, and elitist.
- Max Jennings: Which word?
- Brian Clapper: What?
- Max Jennings: Which word is elitist? Building? Writing? Or play?
- Brian Clapper: Writing. You know, we're rapping. We're about free association. You should come to one of my rehearsals, Max. You might find it... dangerous.
- Max Jennings: Well, I'd love to, but, uh, unfortunately, I have to go. I have a long journey tomorrow. Thank you very much for inviting me. It's been, uh, a most instructive evening.
- Sue Clapper: Aren't you coming to bed?
- Brian Clapper: No, I'm not sleepy. I'm going out.
- Sue Clapper: You were out last night, too.
- Brian Clapper: You didn't tell them that?
- Sue Clapper: Who?
- Brian Clapper: Dixon of Dock Green and his fascist sidekick.
- Sue Clapper: No.
- Brian Clapper: Goose-stepping in. Trying to trick me into...
- Sue Clapper: Trick you into what?
- Brian Clapper: It doesn't matter. You didn't tell them.
- Sue Clapper: No. But you were out last night, Brian. Where did you go?
- Brian Clapper: Round the green. Blow the cobwebs.
- Sue Clapper: Then why didn't you tell them that? Why did you have to lie?
- Brian Clapper: Oh, forget it. Just forget it.