Julian Barratt credited as playing...
Howard Moon
- Howard Moon: I don't buffet about in the winds of fashion. Fashion may come and go. Howard Moon remains where he is.
- Kodiak Jack: Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it and then sell it on ebay a day later?
- Howard Moon: Err, no.
- Kodiak Jack: You ever been Rohypnoled by a swan, woke up in Cancun?
- Howard Moon: No.
- Kodiak Jack: Ever been to a key party with a herd of rhino? Well, I have! And it ain't purty!
- Howard Moon: Right.
- Kodiak Jack: Beautiful view, huh?
- Howard Moon: Oh, yeah... when I see a view like that, I'm always aware of the terrifying insignificance of mankind... and yet, at the same time the irrevocable connection we all have with the universe.
- Kodiak Jack: Know what I think about? All the tiny animal penises all over. Anyway, I got a question for ya.
- Howard Moon: Do you need to pack this Jacobean ruff?
- Vince Noir: Listen, I've got a strong feeling the Tudor look's gonna come back in while we're away. I don't wanna get left behind.
- Howard Moon: You'll be in the wilderness. Who's gonna know?
- Vince Noir: What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm in the back of the shot? The internet's a powerful tool these days.
- Howard Moon: I've actually read this book on the Wilderness.
- Kodiak Jack: Book!
- [Spits]
- Kodiak Jack: That's all you people know. Your book isn't going to help when there's a Grizzly on the loose!
- [Grabs the book and throws it out the window, killing a Grizzly on the loose]