Rich Fulcher credited as playing...
Kodiak Jack • Alan - Global Explorer Delivery Man
- Kodiak Jack: Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it and then sell it on ebay a day later?
- Howard Moon: Err, no.
- Kodiak Jack: You ever been Rohypnoled by a swan, woke up in Cancun?
- Howard Moon: No.
- Kodiak Jack: Ever been to a key party with a herd of rhino? Well, I have! And it ain't purty!
- Howard Moon: Right.
- Kodiak Jack: Beautiful view, huh?
- Howard Moon: Oh, yeah... when I see a view like that, I'm always aware of the terrifying insignificance of mankind... and yet, at the same time the irrevocable connection we all have with the universe.
- Kodiak Jack: Know what I think about? All the tiny animal penises all over. Anyway, I got a question for ya.
- Kodiak Jack: [talking to Howard about Vince] We don't often get a cute little nubile princess like that out in the wilderness. Usually just old weather-beaten types like yourself.
- Howard Moon: I've actually read this book on the Wilderness.
- Kodiak Jack: Book!
- [Spits]
- Kodiak Jack: That's all you people know. Your book isn't going to help when there's a Grizzly on the loose!
- [Grabs the book and throws it out the window, killing a Grizzly on the loose]