Richard Ayoade credited as playing...
Saboo
- Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. How dare you even speak of the crunch. You've never even been to the crunch.
- Saboo: He's got no legs! He cannot walk!
- Tony Harrison: How dare you! I come fully equipped with a papoose! If you need to move me around I slot in the back like a peanut! If you are against the papoose system I have got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate!
- Saboo: Who shall I go with?
- Lead Shaman: You shall go... with Tony Harrison there.
- Saboo: Oh, come on.
- Tony Harrison: What? What's your beef?
- Saboo: He's got no legs! He can't walk!
- Tony Harrison: How dare you. I come fully equipped with a papoose. If you need to move me around, I slide in the back like a peanut. If you're against the papoose system, I've got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate...
- Saboo: What are you, a kit? Am I gonna have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me?
- Saboo: I will get that book for you, sire.
- Lead Shaman: But it is a dangerous mission. I shall assign you a partner.
- Saboo: Very well, I will go with Kirk.
- [the eight-year-old]
- Lead Shaman: Kirk is not to be trusted in these matters. Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension.
- Saboo: Kirk; is it true that you are still an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind?
- Kirk: Yes.