- Duncan McKay: I forgot to ask what paper you'd like in the morning.
- Archie MacDonald: Duncan, this is Glenbogle. The papers don't arrive until lunchtime.
- Lexie MacDonald: Duncan has always supported you. Think of all the things he's done for Glenbogle.
- Archie MacDonald: Yes, he blew up the house.
- Lexie MacDonald: That wasn't his fault.
- Archie MacDonald: It was his bomb.
- Archie MacDonald: Paul!
- Paul Bowman: Archie.
- Archie MacDonald: Well, I'll have to kill the fatted calf and give you a proper Glenbogle welcome.
- Lexie MacDonald: You'll find that some of our old Highland customs involve violence and livestock.