Tony Shalhoub credited as playing...
Adrian Monk
- Derek Philby: If that mouse vanished, you could think the snake did it. I mean, he has motive, he's hungry, he likes to eat mice! But he's in a seperate cage. There's no way the snake could have done it. It is one of the immutable laws of Physics, Mr. Monk; Nothing can be in two places at the same time. Any Thoughts?
- Adrian Monk: I think the snake did it.
- [to the killer after catching him]
- Adrian Monk: Q.E.D.: quod erat demonstrandum... thus it is proved.
- Adrian Monk: Is that ethical?
- Sharona Fleming: Do you care?
- Adrian Monk: No. I thought I should ask because the kid was here.
- Coach Patterson: You can run, but you can't hide.
- Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah. I can hide. Don't think I can't hide. He thinks I can't hide.
- Sharona Fleming: He doesn't know who he's messing with. Nobody hides like you.