Tony Shalhoub credited as playing...
Adrian Monk
- Dr. Oliver Bloom: [walks into his room preparing to torture Monk] Hello again, Mr. Monk.
- [pause]
- Dr. Oliver Bloom: Is it true that you've only been to a dentist once before?
- [Monk tries to nod]
- Dr. Oliver Bloom: I gather it wasn't a good experience. Oh, this will be much worse!
- Adrian Monk: [gasps a little bit trying to get the words out] I'm a police officer.
- Dr. Oliver Bloom: Oh, I know that! That's why you're here.
- [clasps his arms around Monk's head and neck to restrain him while Terri puts a retainer into Monk's mouth]
- Dr. Oliver Bloom: See, Terri and I have some merchandise that we're looking to sell. Some bank certificates. Now there's a man in Chicago named Mr. Cronin who would like to buy them, but we're afraid of approaching him because we don't know if he is being watched by the police. Now my question is: is Mr. Cronin under surveillance?
- Natalie Teeger: [15:10] What do you think? Psst... Mr. Monk.
- Adrian Monk: Pretty sure this is how the Nazis decorated their bunkers.
- Natalie Teeger: Don't look at that! Look, look, look down! Look at the carpet, look at the beautiful carpet.
- Adrian Monk: What was that?
- Little Boy: That's a drill.
- Adrian Monk: Don't be afraid.
- Little Boy: I'm not afraid.