Tony Shalhoub credited as playing...
Adrian Monk
- Noelle Winters: Is your wife here?
- Adrian Monk: I'm not married.
- Noelle Winters: You're wearing a ring.
- Adrian Monk: She passed away. I can't bring myself to take it off yet.
- Noelle Winters: Oh, I'm sorry. When did she die?
- Adrian Monk: Six years ago.
- Adrian Monk: [reading one of Trudy's poems, he has reduced an entire room of Sapphire girls to tears] "Hold me, Adrian, my darling husband. True love's touch is so rare a gift. How much more precious is your caress, who loves so deeply yet fears the warmth of hand on hand. Still your love is given free, only to me. Only to me." That was the last poem she ever wrote.
- Party Guy: [pokes his head in the room, jauntily] Anybody want a swim?
- Party Goer: [tearfully] I just want to go home.
- Sapphire Model: [tearfully] Me, too.
- [after Dexter shows Monk the nude pictures of Sharona]
- Adrian Monk: What kind of man are you?
- Dexter Larson: I told you before, Mr. Monk: I do not lose.