DJ Qualls credited as playing...
Rufus - Computer Geek
- Inspector St. Clare: [to Rufus, who has just arrived at the museum] Excuse me! Any suspects, yet?
- Rufus: I wouldn't know. I'm just delivering flowers.
- Inspector St. Clare: No you're not. You're a private detective, like me.
- Rufus: [scoffs] *Me*, a detective? That's uh, very funny by the way. I can't wait to tell the guys...
- Inspector St. Clare: Look, you're selling it to me!
- [points to the van]
- Inspector St. Clare: That sattelite dish on your roof, the number on the side - "555" - obviously a fake. Now conclusion number 1, you're after the Alexander Diamond. Conclusion number 2, you haven't got a prayer.
- [Dirk, the motorcycle rider, wheels in and parks his motorcycle in a handicap space]
- Rufus: Excuse me! That's a handicap spot!
- Dirk: It's okay. I'm psychotic. Is this where they stole the rock?
- Inspector St. Clare: You judging me?
- Dirk: Not anymore.
- [Rufus uses a pass to get into the security office. He thumbs through a drawer of identification cards]
- Inspector St. Clare: [opens the door and walks into the room] Ah, apparently we think alike! Awful thought coming from those who aren't us.
- [picks up identification card]
- Inspector St. Clare: Ah, "Phillip Wick, Access to All Areas."
- Dirk: [walks in] Hello again.
- [picks up an identification card, and says to Rufus]
- Dirk: What does this say?
- Rufus: Curator Sally Cant. Here, try this one.
- [Hands Dirk another card]
- Rufus: Robert Gant. That's a boy's name.