Ralph James credited as playing...
Orson
- Mork: I'm trying to fit in here on Earth because these are a very violent, violent people.
- Orson: You mean they have wars?
- Mork: Oh no, worse than that. Violence is part of their everyday lives. First of all, they *slash* prices, they *drown* their sorrows, they *punch* buttons and they kill time. I'm not even gonna tell you what they do to eggs.
- Orson: I had no idea they were so vicious.
- Mork: Oh, not only that, they *blow up* photographs, they *hang* plants, and I heard one guy telling another guy, "Hey man, you can crash at my place." And even when they're finished having a fight and they want to make up, they threaten to bury the hatchet!
- Orson: What makes them so violent?
- Mork: I don't know. I think it starts when a baby is born. The first thing a doctor does is hit it. They don't stand a chance, your immenseness.