The Munsters (TV Series)

All-Star Munster (1965)

Robert Easton: Moose Mallory

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Quotes 

• Lily Munster : Oh Marylin, this is Mr. Moose Mallory and his father.

  Marilyn Munster : How do you do?

  Moose Mallory : I'm mighty glad to meet you, Ma'm. I declare, you're prettier than a bucket full 'o hoglivers.

  Marilyn Munster : [flattered]  Oh, thank you very much.

• Moose Mallory : [to Marilyn]  You're prettier than a bucket full of hogs' livers.

  Pop Mallory : You might say she *is* the pick of the litter!

• Jerry : Coach, how are our you gonna get rid of these Hillbillies, they came here all the way from Kentucky.

  Coach Roger Denman : Easy. I'll just politely and graciously explain the matter to them, in the fine sporting tradition of college athletics. Moose?

  Moose Mallory : Yes sir?

  Coach Roger Denman : The eh, job is filled.

  Moose Mallory : Huh?

  Coach Roger Denman : Get lost, ya bum!

• Pop Mallory : [standing in front of the Munster's house]  Now Moose, I ask ya, did you ever see a house like this in all your born days?

  Moose Mallory : I sure didn't, pah. Ain't nobody back home could afford nothing this fancy.

• Moose Mallory : [Moose's feet have caught fire]  Hey Pah?

  Pop Mallory : Yes, what is it, Louie?

  Moose Mallory : You're closer to my feet then I am. Would you mind puttin' out the fire?

  Pop Mallory : O.K., son, but don't expect me to do it every time.

• Moose Mallory : Look at the eggs they have in there.

  [reaches into a cupboard and pulls out a watermelon sized egg] 

  Moose Mallory : Big 'uns too.

  Lily Munster : We have vultures in the back.

  Moose Mallory : Well, I'd hate to reach under one of them.