- Frank Albertson: Yeah. I mean, for all we know, this old guy could be dead by now.
- Raymond Fleischer: Too bad you can't prove it. As his only relative, the fortune would go to you.
- Frank Albertson: How many zeroes in fortune?
- Raymond Fleischer: In this one, six.
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- Jessica Fletcher: Oh, hello. You caught me at the tail end of my newest book. I've been at it almost ten hours a day for the past week and I am sore from my fingers to my back and, uh, elsewhere.