Jason Lee credited as playing...
Earl Hickey
- Earl Hickey: [voice over] This wasn't the first time a woman kicked me in the cherries and called me a rat but it was the first time I didn't mind.
- Randy Hickey: [At Frat party] I never thought of drinking beer upside down before.
- Earl Hickey: It tastes the same.
- Randy Hickey: Yeah, but it goes to your brain before it goes to your livers.
- Earl Hickey: [Alex admires Earl's outfit for a cocktail party] Thanks. I borrowed it from a frat brother, which is why the pants smell like bong water.
- Earl Hickey: We're staying!
- Randy Hickey: Yes!
- Earl Hickey: Karma can do whatever it wants to me, I can take it. Alex is worth it.
- [gets hit in the arm with a dart]
- Earl Hickey: [voice over] Blinded by a beautiful woman wearing shoes that made her calves pop out real nice.