Jimmy Smits credited as playing...
Det. Bobby Simone
- [first lines]
- Det. Bobby Simone: [Sipowicz arrives for work and looks at his new reading eyeglasses when Bobby Simone enters the locker room] Morning. How's it going?
- [Sipowicz warily walks up to Simone to shake his hand in greeting him]
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Andy Sipowicz.
- Det. Bobby Simone: Oh, Andy. Bobby Simone. Good to meet you.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Uh... yeah.
- [Sipowicz walks out of the locker room and into the squad room where he sees Lt. Fancy arriving for work]
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Hey, Lieutenant. It's no good. It's not gonna work out. I just met this new guy.
- Lt. Arthur Fancy: Simone?
- Lt. Arthur Fancy: Yeah. It's not gonna work out.
- Lt. Arthur Fancy: What happened?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Don't get me started. His attitude is all wrong. "How you doing?" That type of thing.
- Lt. Arthur Fancy: He asked you how you are doing?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah. I can't... it's not going to work out.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Hey, how's it going?
- A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: I was just seeing Abruzzo. Is that the new detective?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: [nods] Simone, what kind of name is that?
- A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: First or last?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: If it was his first, he'd be a girl.
- A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: Last name... Simone, sounds French to me.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah, maybe.
- Det. Bobby Simone: [into a phone] Hey, I went through a lot of trouble getting that red cock. I don't want to argue with you! You tell Billy that he can't come around my place anymore with his blue-barred cock! Okay... thanks.
- [Simone hangs up and sees everyone in the station looking at him]
- Det. Bobby Simone: I breed birds. Racing pigeons.
- A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: [to Sipowicz] Tell him you keep fish.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Assistant D.A. Costas, this is Detective Simone.
- Det. Bobby Simone: How do you do?
- A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: How do you do.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: [to Simone] They gave you that address?
- Det. Bobby Simone: Yeah, she's working Seventh Avenue.
- A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: [to Simone] Must be interesting raising pigeons.
- Det. Bobby Simone: It's a lot of fun, gets you outdoors.
- A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: You guys and your hobbies.