Renée Taylor credited as playing...
Sylvia Fine
- Fran Sheffield: Ma, I'm having a crisis, why don't you have anything sweet in the house?
- Sylvia Fine: I threw it all out. According to my weight chart, I should be 7 foot 1.
- Val Toriello: Why don't you try to solve your problems the way normal people do? Without food.
- Fran Sheffield: [looks at Sylvia] You wanna try it?
- Sylvia Fine: His in-laws have money, when you have that much, you can find out anything about anybody.
- Fran Sheffield: Oh my God, what could they find out about me, Val? I did a lot of stupid things, does that mean I remember them all?
- Val Toriello: Well you did spend a night in jail, but they let you go once you proved it was just powdered sugar on your nostril.
- Fran Sheffield: Oh yeah.
- Val Toriello: And in high school you spent a lot of time in the principal's office, does that really mean you're responsible for his divorce?
- Fran Sheffield: That's enough, Val.
- Val Toriello: And remember the time you went to Alcapulco?
- Sylvia Fine: When were you in Alcapulco?
- Fran Sheffield: She means the restaurant, remember Ma, you sold the dip?
- Sylvia Fine: Oh yeah.