Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [frustrated, barks loudly at Ziva and Tony] Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on here? First, Abby's "lab nerd" frames DiNozzo for murder, and then McGee kills a cop? Did somebody break a mirror?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs shoots a suspect after McGee freezes] If you ever hesitate because you second guessed yourself again, I'll take your badge! We clear?
- Officer Ziva David: They're going to interrogate McGee this afternoon. Request was approved by the Director.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: And you know this how?
- Officer Ziva David: I'm a spy, remember?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: So he shot him from behind the wheel.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Wrong, Boss!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Ziva, slap him.
- [Ziva gleefully smacks the back of DiNozzo's head]
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: I'm flashing back to Paris, in '99
- [pause while Gibbs has a flashback of kissing Jen in Paris]
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Not what you're thinking!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No... then what?
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: I remember you covering for another agent... who messed up.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What agent was that?
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: You know damn well what agent.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Oh, you mean the time you shot that guy.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You are a junior Director!
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: That's enough Special Agent Gibbs!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You need to learn how to say "no".
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: I do know how to say "no". Or don't you remember?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You still here?
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: No, I'm the director's doppelgänger.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Never did know what that meant.
- [Someone walks in to elevator, awkward silence ensues]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Night.
- Assistant: Goodnight.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: So a doppelgänger is someone who's pissed?
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Yes, agent Gibbs, this one definitely is!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Why?
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Why? Because you countermanded me in front of Metro Police.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I didn't countermand you, you overruled me!
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: [Scoffs] Semantics.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Is that like doppelgänger?
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Get a dictionary!
- [Ziva doubts whether McGee is telling the truth about what happened]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [leans in and whispers] McGee isn't Ari, and he isn't your father. He doesn't know how to lie.
- [walks away]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What did he say?
- Officer Ziva David: That we should keep looking.
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: The CNO's aide called me a 7am this morning. Admiral Chapman wants to know what's going on. He asked me...
- [notices Gibbs a peculiar look on Gibbs's face]
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: What are you thinking about?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Paris.
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Get your mind out of the bedroom, Jethro. Let's get some answers.