David McCallum credited as playing...
Donald Mallard
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: What the hell is it?
- Abby Sciuto: Probably just some leftover bodily fluids.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Oh, is that all, it's disgusting.
- Donald Mallard: If you want to be a full time field agent Timothy, you are going to have to get used to sights like that.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Is this a common occurrence Ducky, dismembered bodies in barrels of alcohol?
- Donald Mallard: Now that you mention it, I did have a great uncle who drowned in a vat of alcohol.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
- Donald Mallard: Of course, he reportedly climbed out three times to go to the bathroom.
- Donald Mallard: Maybe you haven't asked the right questions.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, she's eight and blind, Ducky. I mean, it's not a great help in a situation like...
- [Ducky holds up a finger to interrupt]
- Donald Mallard: [speaking quietly] Sandy, are you thirsty?
- Sandy Watson: [answering from across the room] A little bit. Can I have some water?