Sasha Alexander: Caitlin Todd

Terminal Leave

Caitlin Todd

Caitlin "Kate" Todd: [singing in the shower] Sexy as I wanna be, got these fellas chasin' me/Let's go with this freak show, outrageous!/When I move my body, outrageous!/When I'm at a party...
Caitlin "Kate" Todd, Tony DiNozzo: Outrageous!
Caitlin "Kate" Todd: [stops singing] Tony! Out of here, now!
Tony DiNozzo: What? I'm just brushing my teeth. Oh, hey, don't use up all the hot water, 'cause you've been in there forever.
Caitlin "Kate" Todd: Tony, how long have you been in here?
Tony DiNozzo: Long enough to know you can't sing... and you haven't shaved your legs in a week.
[she throws a sponge at his face]
Tony DiNozzo: Outrageous.

Caitlin "Kate" Todd: [Kate and Tony have just caught - and almost shot - Jen's boyfriend sneaking into her room] Gibbs? Kate. False alarm.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs: One of the kids?
Caitlin "Kate" Todd: Daughter's boyfriend. Probably not the first time he's snuck in, but definitely the last. Mom packs a Glock.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Where's Romeo now?
Caitlin "Kate" Todd: On his way home to change his pants. And Juliet is getting her butt reamed by the Capulets.

Caitlin "Kate" Todd: Running out in the open? This is not a good idea.
Tony DiNozzo: Well, she's stubborn, won't listen to reason and is definitely used to getting her own way. Kind of reminds me of someone.
Caitlin "Kate" Todd: Yeah, like a female Gibbs.
Tony DiNozzo: See, I was thinking you.

Tony DiNozzo: Oh, sounds like we're goin' to need the infrared scope on this one, McGee.
Timothy McGee: The one that can see through walls at night?
Tony DiNozzo: Better than pay-TV, and, the best part? It's free.
Caitlin "Kate" Todd: And that's the reason why, Tony.
Tony DiNozzo: Why what, Kate?
Caitlin "Kate" Todd: You'll never get my home address.

[Tony is eavesdropping on protectees who are arguing]
Caitlin "Kate" Todd: [whispering] What are you doing?
Tony DiNozzo: Uh, listening.
Caitlin "Kate" Todd: [pulling him away] That is just wrong.
Tony DiNozzo: Sneaking your horny boyfriend into a house filled with armed federal agents who are on the lookout for Al Qaeda assassins - that's wrong, Kate. Me, I'm just trying to gather some valuable intel so I can do my job better.
[they look at each other, then both lean up to the door to listen]