David McCallum credited as playing...
Donald Mallard
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: ...after you hang yourself. By the way, do you prefer 'Roland' or 'Muhammed'?
- Roland Alan Moore: I'm not going to hang myself.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Oh, yeah, I know that. That's just what my report's going to say. Well anyway, after you hang yourself your body will be autopsied here by Dr. Mallard.
- [Gestures to body on table]
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Hey, Duck! Where are you going to start the cut on Roland?
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Oh, he's going to hang himself?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Uh-huh.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Alexander the Great had a dog, a mastiff named Peritas. Nobody laughed about her. When she died he led the funeral procession. Built monuments to her. Ordered yearly celebrations in her honor.