- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: [singing in the shower] Sexy as I wanna be, got these fellas chasin' me/Let's go with this freak show, outrageous!/When I move my body, outrageous!/When I'm at a party...
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd, Tony DiNozzo: Outrageous!
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: [stops singing] Tony! Out of here, now!
- Tony DiNozzo: What? I'm just brushing my teeth. Oh, hey, don't use up all the hot water, 'cause you've been in there forever.
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: Tony, how long have you been in here?
- Tony DiNozzo: Long enough to know you can't sing... and you haven't shaved your legs in a week.
- [she throws a sponge at his face]
- Tony DiNozzo: Outrageous.
- [Reyes refuses to let Gibbs investigate a terrorist suspect. She walks out]
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Be sure to catch the six o'clock news tonight, Agent Reyes.
- FBI Agent Lina Reyes: [stops and comes back] What did you do?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Me? Nothing yet. But isn't "our FBI using an American family as terrorist bait" news?
- FBI Agent Lina Reyes: You'd blow our entire operation?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Sure. But I'll also get Moore in my chat room.
- FBI Agent Lina Reyes: Look, even an agent as arrogant as you are has to know that what you're threatening is a career-ender.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Only if he doesn't talk. Otherwise it's a career-maker.
- [into phone]
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Suzanne McRoberts, please. Special Agent Gibbs, NCIS.
- [to Reyes]
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You've seen Suzanne on TV, right? She's cute, blond, does the anchor on the news...
- [Reyes presses down the button on Gibbs's phone]
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That had better mean we have a deal, or you're gonna lose a finger.
- FBI Agent Lina Reyes: [leans in] You don't crack Moore, the appendage that I'll cut off will mean *so* much more to you than a finger.
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: [Kate and Tony have just caught - and almost shot - Jen's boyfriend sneaking into her room] Gibbs? Kate. False alarm.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: One of the kids?
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: Daughter's boyfriend. Probably not the first time he's snuck in, but definitely the last. Mom packs a Glock.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Where's Romeo now?
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: On his way home to change his pants. And Juliet is getting her butt reamed by the Capulets.
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: Running out in the open? This is not a good idea.
- Tony DiNozzo: Well, she's stubborn, won't listen to reason and is definitely used to getting her own way. Kind of reminds me of someone.
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: Yeah, like a female Gibbs.
- Tony DiNozzo: See, I was thinking you.
- Abby Sciuto: She sent me highly encrypted j-pegs. Public key's got 64 numbers. It took me longer to input the password than it took the program to decrypt the cyphertext.
- [Gibbs looks a question]
- Abby Sciuto: Umm... machine making pretty pictures now?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Aah.
- Tony DiNozzo: Oh, sounds like we're goin' to need the infrared scope on this one, McGee.
- Timothy McGee: The one that can see through walls at night?
- Tony DiNozzo: Better than pay-TV, and, the best part? It's free.
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: And that's the reason why, Tony.
- Tony DiNozzo: Why what, Kate?
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: You'll never get my home address.
- [Gibbs spots a clue that Abby had missed]
- Abby Sciuto: A reflection of whoever planted the bomb! Gibbs.
- [punches him on the arm]
- Abby Sciuto: You're hired.
- [Tony is eavesdropping on protectees who are arguing]
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: [whispering] What are you doing?
- Tony DiNozzo: Uh, listening.
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: [pulling him away] That is just wrong.
- Tony DiNozzo: Sneaking your horny boyfriend into a house filled with armed federal agents who are on the lookout for Al Qaeda assassins - that's wrong, Kate. Me, I'm just trying to gather some valuable intel so I can do my job better.
- [they look at each other, then both lean up to the door to listen]
- Tony DiNozzo: I want double overtime for this, boss. That kid's a nightmare.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: He reminds me of you.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: ...after you hang yourself. By the way, do you prefer 'Roland' or 'Muhammed'?
- Roland Alan Moore: I'm not going to hang myself.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Oh, yeah, I know that. That's just what my report's going to say. Well anyway, after you hang yourself your body will be autopsied here by Dr. Mallard.
- [Gestures to body on table]
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Hey, Duck! Where are you going to start the cut on Roland?
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Oh, he's going to hang himself?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Uh-huh.
- [first lines]
- [two soccer moms greet each other in the supermarket parking lot]
- Sara Turcott: Micki!
- Lt. Cmdr. Michaela 'Micki' Shields: Hey, Sara, how are you?
- [as they embrace, Sara says something unintelligible; just a greeting]
- Lt. Cmdr. Michaela 'Micki' Shields: Missed you at the parent's potluck.
- Sara Turcott: Oh, Becka had a dance recital.
- [points at Micki's cart, full of oranges and bottles of water]
- Sara Turcott: Your turn for snacks.
- Abby Sciuto: [computer enhancing a reflected image] We've got a face... I think.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I've seen better pictures of Sasquatch.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Alexander the Great had a dog, a mastiff named Peritas. Nobody laughed about her. When she died he led the funeral procession. Built monuments to her. Ordered yearly celebrations in her honor.
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