Joanna Lumley credited as playing...
Purdey
- Marty Brine: Windsor Castle is also mentioned in the Doomsday book of 1084. This is just some of the useless information that I carry around with me.
- [smiles broadly]
- Marty Brine: It's funny how people who live in a place don't know as much about it as people who visit.
- Purdey: Well I knew that, I just didn't want to get into a long, boring explanation.
- Purdey: [to Gambit] Well, you can be telepathic. About five drinks and ten minutes after midnight in a discoteque I can sometimes tell what your thinking. But this time...
- John Steed: That was without a doubt the worst landing I've ever seen.
- Mike Gambit: Well, we're all down in one piece, aren't we?
- John Steed: Not quite.
- [winces in pain]
- John Steed: My arm's broken.
- Purdey: Are you sure?
- John Steed: [a beat] It is my arm.
- John Steed: Ever been on the wrong end of charging rhino?
- Purdey: Well, not this week, no.
- John Steed: I had that misfortune once, a flag shot won't do. The only chance is to go straight for the brain.
- John Steed: Don't worry about me.
- Mike Gambit: Don't you ever worry about me.
- John Steed: Sometimes, yeah.
- Mike Gambit: Well what's wrong with me worrying about you? There's nothing in the rulebook about me worrying about you.
- John Steed: There's nothing about not worrying either.
- Mike Gambit: Look, I...
- Purdey: Look this is very touching, but can't we keep the semantics 'till later, they're forming to march up here.